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Wish You a Great Weekend !!!

6/26/2005 By Blogger 9 Comments

A young man walked into a jeweler’s shop late one Friday, with Beautiful young lady on his side. “I’m looking for a special ring for My girlfriend” he said.

The jeweler looks through his stock, and takes Out an outstanding ring priced at £4500. “I don’t think you understand … I want something very unique”, he said.

At that, the jeweler went and fetched his special stock from the safe. “Here’s one stunning ring at £33000.” The girls’ eyes sparkled, and The young man said that he would take it. “How are you paying?”

“I’ll pay by cheque, but of course you would want to make sure that everything is in order, so I’ll write a cheque and you can phone the bank on Monday and I’ll collect the ring on Monday afternoon”.

Monday morning a very irate jeweler phones the man. “You lied there’s no money in that account.” “I know, but can you imagine what a Fantastic WEEKEND I had?”

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  1. Manpreet says

    6/26/2005 at 8:17 pm

    LOL… nice one :laugh:

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  2. Poonam says

    6/26/2005 at 8:55 pm

    :laugh: funny 🙂

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  3. manu says

    6/27/2005 at 1:30 am

    :rotfl::rotfl:

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  4. Ankur says

    6/27/2005 at 5:02 pm

    My turn… for :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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  5. Govind says

    6/30/2005 at 2:22 am

    LOL!!. Nice post. 🙂

    :rotfl: :rotfl: :laugh:

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  6. Poonam says

    6/30/2005 at 9:56 am

    archer ji, tusi galat time par gayab ho jaate ho. :no:

    OBM – 2nd july, saturday, 7pm ist. Aaogai naa? Is baar no dates on saturday night. 😉

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  7. Ankur says

    6/30/2005 at 11:03 pm

    Yeh kya Rumour hai…. dates :rotfl:

    I will be there Poonam 🙂

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  8. Poonam says

    7/1/2005 at 8:01 am

    aapki hi bhabhi ne bataya ke last time aap date par gaye the.

    :attack: karna hai toh un par karna. :attack:

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  9. Mona says

    7/1/2005 at 8:25 am

    nice try, huh 😎

    Reply

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