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How to impress a CLIENT?

4/20/2006 By Blogger 11 Comments

I was in the airport VIP lounge en route to Seattle a couple of weeks ago.
While in there, I noticed Bill Gates sitting comfortably in the corner, enjoying a drink.
I was meeting a very important client who was also flying to Seattle, but she was running a little bit late.

Well, being a straightforward kind of guy, I approached the Microsoft chairman, introduced myself, and said,
“Mr. Gates, I wonder if you would do me a favor.”

“Yes?”

“I’m sitting right over there,” pointing to my seat at the bar, “and I’m waiting for a very important client.
Would you be so kind when she arrives as to come walk by and just say “Hi Tom?”

“Sure.”

I shook his hand and thanked him and went back to my seat.
About ten minutes later, my client showed up. We ordered a drink and started to talk business.
A couple of minutes later, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

It Was Bill Gates. “Hi, Tom,” he said.

I replied, “Shut up, Bill, I’m in a meeting.” โ—

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  1. Monty says

    4/21/2006 at 2:56 pm

    Ha ha ha!! This one was pretty cool ๐Ÿ™‚

    Had this really happened, i would have loved to see Bill Gate’s reaction!

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  2. Archer says

    4/21/2006 at 3:41 pm

    very right ๐Ÿ™‚

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  3. Poonam says

    4/21/2006 at 11:59 pm

    Good one Ankur. ๐Ÿ™‚ Nice joke. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  4. ~ V ~ says

    4/22/2006 at 12:14 am

    hi!
    this one is really good.. good imagination! suspence bekaraar raha end tak! but u hvan’t told about what
    bill said in return….it could be like this:

    I felt a tap on my shoulder.

    heard the voice รขโ‚ฌล“Hi, Tom,รขโ‚ฌย he said.

    I replied, รขโ‚ฌล“Shut up, Bill, Iรขโ‚ฌโ„ขm in a meeting…

    looked behind, it was my boss!

    howzit?? thanx for ur comment, m little busy now a days with my fhookat(free main) wali training…n tue is the deadline for submiting my project…joh abhi complete bhi nahi hua!!

    ~ V ~

    Reply
  5. Archer says

    4/22/2006 at 2:37 pm

    Poonam ๐Ÿ™‚

    ~ V ~ … I didn’t get your reply fully.
    Anyway, enjoy ur training and good luck for ur project ๐Ÿ™‚

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  6. Monty says

    4/22/2006 at 7:55 pm

    Ankur…

    I think what ~V~ means is that

    You replied back saying “Shut up Bill.. I’m in a meeting” without really looking behind & seeing who actually said it.
    When you eventually did look behind, turns out it is your boss who said “Hi Tom”

    LOL !!!!

    Reply
  7. Archer says

    4/22/2006 at 9:08 pm

    Thanks Ritesh… your explanation is perfect ๐Ÿ™‚

    I still feel ~ V ~ missed out something somewhere ๐Ÿ™„

    Reply
  8. Prasad says

    4/25/2006 at 6:03 pm

    hahaa.. nice one… ๐Ÿ™‚

    Reply
  9. harry says

    4/30/2006 at 2:45 pm

    nice one! hehe

    Reply
  10. krishnendu majumdar says

    4/30/2006 at 9:32 pm

    hey Ankur you cook up nice stories man…why dont you send a copy of this to Bill

    Reply
  11. Archer says

    5/1/2006 at 3:33 pm

    I didn’t cook up the story… ot was a kind of forwarded message ๐Ÿ™‚

    And thanks for the suggestion ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Reply

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